Pizza Tower Review - IGN (2024)

The phrase “It’s Pizza Time” could cause a number of different reactions in your average person. Maybe it unlocks a memory of playing Turtles in Time at the arcade as a kid, maybe it makes you think of Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 2, or maybe you’re hungry and it just gets you excited for some pizza. But for me, as someone who just played through the eccentric and thrilling Pizza Tower, when I hear Pizza Time, my hands start sweating, my pulse quickens, and anxiety creeps in as that music starts to slowly build in my head.

The debut game from developer Tour de Pizza could most simply be described as a spiritual successor to the Wario Land series, but it’s so much more than that. The speed of its 2D platforming can rival that of even the fastest Sonic games, its unforgettable art style oozes love for 90s Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows like Ren and Stimpy, and it's absurdly packed with secrets and extra challenges. Then there’s the eclectic soundtrack, which expertly nails the unique theme and vibe of each of its levels, especially the anxiety-inducing main theme that kicks in at the end of every stage as you race back to the start to avoid getting killed by an evil pizza face. Not only is Pizza Tower an adrenaline-filled thrill ride from start to finish, it’s one of the most creative 2D platformers I’ve played in quite some time.

Pizza Tower keeps things simple as far as its story goes: You play as Peppino Spaghetti, the down on his luck owner of Peppino Pizza, who suddenly finds himself frantically climbing the neighboring Pizza Tower in an effort to stop the giant pizza in the sky from blowing up his shop with a laser. The art has an intentionally low grade look that generally seems like it was made in MS Paint, but it all somehow comes together to give Pizza Tower a strikingly unique look. Peppino himself is one of the most hilariously expressive characters I’ve ever seen, flipping between being an absolute nervous wreck, to a rabid psychopath as he bulldozes his way through lines of enemies, to a musclebound anime protagonist. It’s absolutely unhinged, and does a great job of emulating that 90’s cartoon style of characters constantly being drawn off-model for comedic effect.

Return to Wario Land

While Pizza Tower may get most of the inspiration for its mechanics from the Wario Land series, its levels adhere to the Sonic the Hedgehog mantra of “gotta go fast.” Peppino’s most important technique is the ability to start a dash, and once he builds up enough momentum, he's able to bulldoze his way through enemies, objects, and even walls without slowing down. Fans of Wario Land 4 in particular will be very familiar with this technique, but the big difference here is that Peppino can also maintain momentum while running up walls, allowing him to navigate through nearly every basic element of any level while continuously running at full speed. This essentially makes Pizza Tower feel like a modern version of Wario Land if it were developed by a speedrunner.

Pizza Tower feels like a modern version of Wario Land if it were developed by a speedrunner

Peppino’s other abilities are all designed to keep his flow going. He can dive from the air at a 45-degree angle and land with a roll that lets him continue sprinting, he can use a shoryuken-like uppercut get some extra vertical height on a jab while also hitting enemies above him, and most crucially, he has a dashing grab attack that can snatch enemies and allow him to turn them into deadly projectiles. That grab attack can also be used as a way to quickly gain momentum for a dash, making it so that even if your sprint is cut short by a hazard or straight vertical wall, you can get right back up to full speed almost immediately.

All of this amounts to a game that, when played well, has a speed and pace that rivals that of a Sonic game. But it isn’t just about hastily smashing through walls and plowing through enemies. Just about every single one of the 20 levels in Pizza Tower is built around some sort of creative central hook. Whether that’s a unique feature of the level itself – like the Five Night at Freddy’s inspired “Don’t Make a Sound,” which features enemies that will trigger an alarm if they spot you, chasing you down with the threat of a genuinely startling jump scare if you’re caught – or a unique power up that transforms Peppino and completely changes up his abilities. For example, in the level Pizzascape, Peppino can pick up a sword to transform into a knight in armor, which will cause him to slide down slopes, break metal blocks just by standing on them, and pierce through rats that otherwise cannot be killed.

Hurry Up!

The best trick Pizza Tower takes from Wario Land is a countdown that starts once you reach the end goal of every level, forcing you to quickly race back to the entrance in a limited amount of time. It’s not a simple retracing of your steps either – paths that were previously blocked off will now be open, and the route you initially took will very often be closed off. This frantic race to the start is made even better by the incredible anxiety-inducing theme that starts off like a warning siren and slowly builds before reaching an absolute fever pitch as the timer gets dangerously close to zero. It helps that the stakes during these final moments are high, because if you don’t reach the start before time runs out, you have to do the whole level again. It’s a punishing mechanic, but one where the intensity and relief of success is well worth the cost of failure.

Pizza Tower's best trick is a countdown that starts when you reach the end goal of a level, forcing you to race back to the entrance.

In addition to the main 20 levels, which are split across five floors of the tower, there are also a handful of truly great boss fights that do a wonderful job of exploring Peppino’s surprisingly deep moveset in entertaining ways. His taunt actually doubles as a parry, which adds a fun defensive element to each boss battle by giving him another way to avoid damage beyond jumping or quickly dashing out of the way. Several fights even give him a gun, like the second boss battle against the vigilante, making them almost Mega Man-like with the ways the boss arenas are structured and how you have to analyze the moveset and patterns of your foe.

Pizza Tower Screenshots

Pizza Tower is not a terribly long game, with my first playthrough running about five to six hours, but the levels feel endlessly replayable. That’s not only thanks to the fact that it’s just fun to try and master these stages and shoot for higher score ranks, but also because every level is packed with secrets. Each one has three secret bonus rooms, a hidden treasure that requires you find both a custodian and the door he unlocks, and a pizza portal that asks you to do an extra lap of the race back to the start to gain even more points on a level. If you’re able to find all of those things on a single run, you’ll gain the coveted “P” rank. It’s not an easy feat to accomplish, but it’s a fun challenge to undertake that will certainly add many more hours to my playtime.

Verdict

Pizza Tower is a very special 2D platformer that transcends its inspirations and becomes something even greater. It’s a short ride, and it’ll be most appealing to those who are keen to restart levels in an effort to improve their score, but even if that’s not you, there’s a ton to like here. It is one of the most straight up fun and refreshing platformers I’ve played in recent memory, sporting an unforgettably unique art style, excellent animations, immensely rewarding platforming, wonderfully creative level design, a joyful sense of humor, and one of the best soundtracks of the year so far. Move over Wario, Peppino Spaghetti is-a number one now.

Pizza Tower Review - IGN (2024)

FAQs

How to get 101 percent in Pizza Tower? ›

Completing all 72 Chef Tasks and getting a P-rank in all stages (grants an additional 1% to the Tower Status, bringing the final percentage to 101%)

How long does it take to finish Pizza Tower? ›

When focusing on the main objectives, Pizza Tower is about 6 Hours in length. If you're a gamer that strives to see all aspects of the game, you are likely to spend around 41 Hours to obtain 100% completion.

Why do people like Pizza Tower so much? ›

Critics praised its gameplay, music, visuals, and humor. Critics favorably compared its art style to 1990s Nicktoons and the sense of speed to the Sonic the Hedgehog series. They considered it a worthy substitute for Wario Land, and some called it a rare spiritual successor that is better than its inspiration.

What the heck is Pizza Tower? ›

Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack.

Is there a jumpscare in Pizza Tower? ›

If the player is caught, which can occur even while the player has active invincibility frames, they get jumpscared and sent to the beginning of the room. Getting jumpscared ends any combo and also turns the player into their respective transformation; Animatronic for Peppino, and Corpse for The Noise.

Is Pizza Tower replayable? ›

The culmination of brilliant level design, flawless gameplay, pristine soundtrack, and endless replayability is what brings it to the Hall of Fame of the genre.

How fast can Peppino run? ›

If you start holding the DASH button, Peppino will begin to sprint. As he builds velocity, Peppino will move up through certain "tiers" of speed: Mach 1, Mach 2, Mach 3, and Mach 4. Each of these has different sets of properties, listed in the table below.

Who is McPig? ›

Geoffroy “McPig” Lanctôt is the creator of Pizza Tower and other games that were cancelled. He is a French-Canadian animator and video game programmer who worked on several projects before Pizza Tower, such as Weenie Cop, a music video, and several animations.

What does Snotty do in Pizza Tower? ›

Snotty is an NPC in Pizza Tower. He acts identical to Cheeseslimes and appears in Slum next to the Staff Only Door. He can't attack the player. Not killing Snotty results in Snotty appearing in The Crumbling Tower Of Pizza and granting the player the "Snotty Approved" badge at the end of the level.

Does Pizza Tower have swearing? ›

Profanity (10)

Characters never swear, it's just for some text.

Who is the villain in Pizza Tower? ›

Pizzaface starts off with a friendly look (having a tomato for a nose instead of a mushroom), but then he switches to his default evil face, terrifying Peppino. He then uses a pointer to explain his evil plan to the chef, saying that the laser gun on top of his Pizza Tower will fire a laser and obliterate his pizzeria.

Is Pizza Tower hand drawn? ›

Pizza Tower is a 2D platformer with over-the-top, hand-drawn animations and music. You play as Peppino Spaghetti, a manic pizza man with many abilities like charging, super jumping and dashing.

How do you get the rank S in Pizza Tower? ›

As the others said, S rank only requires a high amount of points. You need to get the secret treasure and do the 2nd lap to get enough points for an S. Secrets and maintaining a high combo can be a mandatory requirement to obtain the points needed in some levels.

How hard is it to get the pizza blook? ›

The Pizza is an Epic Blook, which means that you do not have this Blook by default, and that it has to be unlocked through a Pack. This specific Blook can be only obtained though the Breakfast Pack. This Blook has a 2% drop rate, and it can be sold for only 75 Tokens.

How do you get the P-rank boss in Pizza Tower? ›

To get this rank, you have to hit all following requirements within one run:
  1. Kill an enemy before leaving the first room.
  2. Get enough points for an S Rank.
  3. Find all secrets.
  4. Get the secret treasure.
  5. Go through the Lap 2 portal.
  6. Never drop your combo once.
Jan 28, 2023

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